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Jul 29, 2023

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In Radical New Pokémon Game, Pokémon Train Humans for Battles

TOKYO, Japan — In a shocking twist on its long-standing franchise, Nintendo has announced a forthcoming game, ‘Pokémon Reverse,’ where…

Jul 29, 2023

In Radical New Pokémon Game, Pokémon Train Humans for Battles

Jul 29, 2023

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World On The Brink: Global Workforce Crisis As Every Child Aspires to YouTube Stardom

The earth is spinning, folks, but not on its usual axis. Instead, it’s spiraling around the vast world of YouTube, as every child now…

Jul 29, 2023

World On The Brink: Global Workforce Crisis As Every Child Aspires to YouTube Stardom

Jul 29, 2023

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LEGO Now Deemed More Hazardous than Guns, GOP and NRA Demand Ban

In a move that has left the nation’s most passionate toy enthusiasts devastated, GOP representatives and the NRA have declared war on a…

Jul 29, 2023

LEGO Now Deemed More Hazardous than Guns, GOP and NRA Demand Ban

Jul 29, 2023

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From Bedtime Rebellion to National Phenomenon: Kids Spearhead ‘Say No to Sleep’ Movement, Demand a…

In an unprecedented show of unity, children across the country have launched the “Say No to Sleep” campaign, challenging the age-old…

Jul 29, 2023

From Bedtime Rebellion to National Phenomenon: Kids Spearhead ‘Say No to Sleep’ Movement, Demand a…

Jul 29, 2023

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