The Turnip TimesLocal Man Claims Watching Sports is Equivalent to Cardio Exercise; Health Experts DumbfoundedIn a stunning revelation that has left the medical community in utter disbelief, a local man from Tumblegrove, Jim “Couch Coach” Thompson…Aug 2, 2023Aug 2, 2023
The Turnip TimesMax Verstappen: So Fast, He’s Decided to Drive in ReverseIn a shocking twist that is set to rattle the Formula 1 world, reigning champion Max Verstappen has announced he will drive in reverse for…Jul 30, 2023Jul 30, 2023
The Turnip TimesNBA Shocks Fans by Trading Shorts for Skirts in 2023–2024 SeasonIn a move that has left fans slack-jawed and stunned, the NBA announced that for the upcoming 2023–2024 season, baggy shorts will be…Jul 30, 2023Jul 30, 2023